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Jaafar Jackson in 'Michael.' Lionsgate It was the casual giraffe cameo that broke me.
You will have your own OMG WTF moment of no return, your own personal crossing of the Rubicon, regarding Michael, the much-heralded (by-its-producers) biopic on Michael Jackson, in the same way you have your own favorite Jackson song. Maybe it’s one of his early hits with the Jackson 5, the band that the seven-year-old Michael was in with his brothers. Or possibly a track from his smash solo 1979 album Off the Wall, or the juggernaut follow-up Thriller, or the last of his Quincy Jones collaborations, Bad. Unless it’s a deep cut, you’ll likely hear a large snippet of your go-to M.J. jam before the end credits, given that the Jackson estate is literally banking on your fond memories of hearing the King of Pop’s music at the expense of other, more complicated thoughts around him.
But back to the giraffe. By this point in director Antoine Fuqua’s retelling of Jackson’s story from creative cradle to, well, way before his reputational grave — the film conspicuously stops at 1987 — we’ve seen the young Michael (Juliano Valdi) practicing with his siblings in Gary, Indiana, and clearly distinguishing himself as a child prodigy with a soulful falsetto. We’ve watched Joe Jackson (Colman Domingo) rule over the household and Michael’s delicate psyche with a iron fist, a hair-trigger temper, and a leather belt always in reach. We observe Michael recording with Motown, and basking in the much-needed positive affirmation from surrogate father figure Barry Gordy (Larenz Tate). There will be montages, legions of them, but we’ll have seen the first of many as the Jackson 5’s mega-bop “ABC” overtakes the Beatles’ “Let It Be” for the No. 1 spot on the charts.
We have sped through the Seventies, in which Joe has established his Jackson Inc. empire in Encino, California and Michael has already begun hanging out with a menagerie that ranges from llamas to rats. That the filmmakers didn’t score the scene of young M.J. explaining to his family that the latter aren’t just vermin best known for dragging pizza slices down subway stairs but are beautiful, loyal creatures to “Ben,” the title track to his 1972 album that doubled as a theme to the rat-revenge horror movie of the same name, is a missed opportunity. The sequence is set in 1971, a year before both came out, but look, it’s not like accuracy is the film’s main objective. The biopic has got other, far more pressing concerns on its mind, like the multitude of dollar signs floating before its eyes.
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Juliano Valdi, center, and the rest of the Jackson 5 in ‘Michael.’ Lionsgate We have met the adult Michael Jackson (Jaafar Jackson, a.k.a. Michael’s IRL nephew), ready for emancipation and a chance to get the new music in his head on wax. We have met Bill Bray (KeiLyn Durrel Jones), Michael’s security guy and so omnipresent in the film that he could be considered a co-lead. We’ve met Quincy (Kendrick Sampson), and Katherine Jackson (Nia Long), the lone island of sympathy and sanity in the Jackson mansion, and a computer-generated version of Bubbles the chimp that is the stuff of nightmares. More importantly, we the viewers have been introduced to the most saintly corporate lawyer to ever walk God’s green earth, John Branca (Miles Teller). The fact that Branca is a producer on the film has nothing to do with his portrayal as the human version of the pet llama that loves Michael unthinkingly and unconditionally. Also, so far as we know, the llama never visited Jackson in the hospital after that Pepsi commercial went horribly awry — we’ll get to see that, too — and gave him a stuffed Mickey Mouse doll, which Branca does in the movie, so bonus points for Branca.
Having impressed his client in a meeting regarding legal representation by saying he believes M.J. is destined to become the greatest, biggest, most unstoppable pop star in the world, Branca is then tasked with liberating Michael. Joe is lording over his fiefdom in his den, designed in perfect Don-Corleone-chic decor, when his fax machine buzzes to life. The lawyer has fired the patriarch from his self-appointed job of being Michael’s personal manager. Colman Domingo’s performance, easily the most compelling and psychologically complex element within Michael, has already been pitched somewhere between “King” Richard Williams and Richard III. Never mind that his mustache is modest — he’s essentially been twirling it for over an hour. When he sees his world crumble courtesy of a single piece of fax paper, a parade of emotions plays across his face. Betrayal! Righteousness! Sorrow! Angst!
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And then, right as Joe’s already prevalent rage is on the precipice of going nuclear, a CGI giraffe nonchalantly strolls be a third story window in the background.
Colman Domingo in ‘Michael.’ Courtesy of Lionsgate It’s this mix of the headspinning and the jaw-dropping, the ridiculousness that aches to be sublime and the end result that ends up being the purest distillation of camp, that characterizes Michael as whole. Yes, we know, haters are gonna hate, etc. And fans, the ones for whom it does matter whether things regarding the less easy-to-digest bits of Jackson’s story are black or white, and are willing to view any suggestion that Neverland wasn’t Eden with a Ferris wheel as an attack, will treat this blockbuster-level biopic as a victory lap. And the people who are invested in Jackson’s legacy are going to make a lotta money off its version of Michael as a victim of horrific abuse and emotional blackmail from his monstrous pops who managed to become a beloved global superstar.
We were never going to get a real biopic of Michael Jackson, of course. There are too many contradictions, too much gray area to reconcile, too long a list things that require confronting. Better to just blindly celebrate a universally recognizable back catalog and let Mike Myers do a “Coffee Talk” level imitation of Walter Yetnikoff, right? That doesn’t mean, however, we were destined to get a movie where Michael plays a game of Twister with Bubbles, regularly drops platitudes like “music can bring everyone together” (can we get a fact check on this?), and moonwalks away from anything remotely resembling a deeper look. You may have heard that the film was delayed because of issues pertaining to allegations and lawsuits and settlements, and that Fuqua had filmed a raid on Neverland that would have clearly leaned heavy on one side of the story over the other. That had to be scrapped for legal reasons, though it’s hinted such sequences may show up in potential sequels. Given what happens after 1987, maybe the Jackson Cinematic Universe is best left as a one-off endeavor.
