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NBC/SNL Saturday Night Live host Dakota Johnson linked up with Taylor Swift on stage Saturday, where they joked about dating musicians.
In her monologue, Johnson, who split up with Coldplay singer Chris Martin and singer-songwriter Role Model since her last time hosting the show, makes a comparison to her newest film, Verity.
“The movie is a psycho-sexual erotic thriller, and you know what? So is dating musicians,” she says. “Some of them don’t wear shoes, some of them are terrible in bed, but all them are in my DMs. It’s not my fault, though. Some people leave concerts with merch, and I leave concerts with a 2.5 year relationship.”
“But I have really good friends. They don’t judge me for dating these men. They’re actually really supportive,” she continues, as Swift joins her.
“Ladies and gentlemen, my literal therapist,” Johnson begins, prompting Swift to gave a different account of the time they spend together.
“I’m not your therapist, actually. You just show up once a week at my house with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some,” Swift says.
“Yeah, well, I have manners,” Johnson replies.
Swift continues: “And then you flop on my couch and overshare, and every so often I just say, ‘Damn, that’s crazy.'”
“Is that not a therapist?” Johnson asks.
Swift goes on: “And then I say, ‘I’s getting late, I should probably get to bed,’ and then you say—”
“Sleepover, yay!” Johnson answers.
“And then I give you a Pedialyte and my security drives you home.”
