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Rupaul, Eric Nam, Hannah Einbinder Griffin Nagel/BRAVO/NBCUniversal The winners of the most important, cherished, and coveted awards in all of pop culture were finally revealed tonight (well, at least some of them) as comedians Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers hosted the fifth annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards.
Spun off from Yang and Rogers’ podcast, Las Culturistas, the Culture Awards lovingly spoof the entertainment industry’s obsession with prizes and self-congratulation. There are 100 categories (seriously), the vast majority of them ridiculous bits, and even the semi-serious ones basically gags, too. For instance, the nominees for this year’s Album of the Year prize included actually relevant records released within the past year such as Zara Larsson’s Midnight Sun, Rosalía’s Lux, Slayyyter’s Wor$t Girl in America, but also Slayyter’s back catalog, and Bing Crosby’s entire oeuvre.
On the way more delightfully stupid side of things, the Culture Awards this year bestowed honors upon such things as, “Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks,” “Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven’t Even Thought of Yet,” “What to Say When the Group Picture Is Taking a Bit Too Long,” and “Best Sauce.” The Culture Awards even expanded their purview in 2026 with the inaugural “Las Cultch 30 Under 30,” which included such luminaries as Punch the Monkey, Blue Ivy Carter, Chase Infiniti, and Windows 98.
Of course, with 100 categories to get through, Yang and Rogers couldn’t reveal all the winners on the broadcast. But out of deep respect for pop culture, we’ve compiled a full (yes, full) list for your perusal and cultural edification, of the entire list of awards categories, with the winners in bold that were announced during the show. We will update the winners list if and when the full slate of 2026 Los Culturista Culture Awards winners are unveiled.
Most Iconic Building or Structure The Flatiron Eataly The Barclays Center a.k.a. Ellie the Elephant’s house The Millennial Apartment in The Drama SpongeBob’s Pineapple home The Bell House
Editor’s picks
The 250 Greatest Albums of the 21st Century So Far
The 100 Best TV Episodes of All Time
The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
100 Best Movies of the 21st Century
Fastest Four-Legged Mammal Little dog running away from owner with salami in mouth Cheetah Wild stallion Me when Dave Matthews Band is back on tour My mom when Black Friday HIT (2009, online shopping not as prevalent)
Best Temperature Medium Rare Sunny but breezy 74 degrees Hot for October “Medium waërw” – Below Deck
Best Movie of All Time Wicked 1 Parasite Jumanji An Inconvenient Truth …A LOTTA GOOD THAT DID Gaga: Five Foot Two
Putcha Hearts Up Award for Excellence in Seeing Someone From Far Away Two-finger salute Shouting “Over here!” Shouting “There’s the killer!” Slowly approaching each other to a song like in High School Musical 3 Squinting and saying “She can’t come to my birthday but she can come to THIS? Goooot it.”
Lil Avocado Who Is a Man Award for Iconic Designs on Graphic Socks Argyle Cheeseburgers Strawberry people with various emotions Just says “I’m a fucking BITCH and I don’t CARE who knows” Ones that say TOP or BOTTOM – Nasty Pig
Outstanding Dinner Party Contribution Chilled rosé A general knowledge of most media An empty, clear intestine A fire extinguisher, you don’t know what they’re equipped with at the home An EpiPen to share
Most Uncommon Accident Uh oh! You left your mandoline slicer where your keyboard usually is. Dog bites your eye and JUST your eye. You drop baby, but it’s totally unharmed BUT it lands on a button opening a trap door and you fall in ass-first. Baby still good — better even. Laughing! Smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish. You’re having a sandwich and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally bite down into the CAN of soda, swallowing aluminum!!!!! Now every time you go through TSA it beeps!
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Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks Ube (and if you don’t know, that’s a yam from the Philippines) Air fryer A crush that doesn’t care if you live or die, Jacob Let Them by Mel Robbins New girl at work…What’s her deal? “Rachel” …
Best Thing That Could Change Your Life Permanently Rehab Surprise! Your rich uncle died (with no kids)…you’re the sole inheritor but…you have a horrible gambling addiction so..this blessing has become a curse… Surgery, all Ayahuasca, for sure You made a really close friend, putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard! And it really paid off 🙂
The Bootylicious Prize for Is a Word Now Slayyyter Microdermabrasion Legiterally Framemog Tea
The Mouse in the House Award for Quiet but Powerful Unionizing the workplace A fart after eating a cucumber Amal Clooney The Bene Gesserit (until they’re NOT) Dialogue in any prestige TV show such as Slow Horses on Apple TV (never seen this)
Best Little Creature Grogu Hamsters, non-violent Rocky – Project Hail Mary Toad – Mario The Miniature Wife on Peacock
Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That’s Doing You No Favors Flannel sheets Waiting for Dorit Waiting on the world to change “Waiting on the woooorld to change” – John Mayer That lack of confidence! You got this diva! So many of your friends love you, and those that don’t pay them no mind! <3
A.K.A. Award for Other Way to Say That “I’m gonna head back to the hotel,” a.k.a. “I’m going to jerk it.” “That’s tea,” a.k.a. “I agree” – Young Gay “That’s to die for!” a.k.a. That’s good!” – Old Gay “Divalicious!” a.k.a. “Sounds good to me!’ – Stupid Gay “K.” a.k.a. “Sounds bad” – Phone
Best Celebrity Nature Name The Rock Sky Ferreira Ivy Wolk Tree Paine Gorillaz
Best Way to Ride With Your Bitches The train to the beach Speedboat, arms linked, but wait, who’s steering? — AHHHHH! Zooted off an edible, we’re all Clear and PreCheck, let’s go! Mexico City ain’t ready for us! (We’re four white gays in our forties) Beer bike bar tour in a former Confederate city (We’re four white women in our forties, everyone cowering in fear) In a line all marching toward the queen (You’re an ant). “We love her! We serve her!” (Each of you carrying a giant crumb)
“I Love You Award” for Best Three Words Together It’s barely noticeable My bill passed Orange Vanilla Cokezero Boarding Group 7 MOVE! THAT! BUS!
Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven’t Even Thought of Yet Ricochet Gelateria Peetsa (pronounced “Pizza”) Bugonia Clairo
Shhh Don’t Repeat This Award for Rumor We Are Making Up Wordle is collecting all of our data You can swallow gum and it comes right out Coke Zero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont Kamala Oh, Mary!
Real Housewives Award for Best Way to Start a Confrontation “So, thank you for meeting me here.” “You owe me an apology.” “I am never speaking to you again.” “No, uh-uh, not here.” “You’re disgusting and your husband is disgusting and your children are disgusting.”
Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise M&M’s The Bronte Sisters Goosebumps A24 (movies, merch, and more!) Golden retrievers
Best Space – Excellence in Outer Space Project Hail Mary Gravity by Sandra Bullock Ham, the outer space chimp (he did die, but not from outer space) What you’re finally demanding from your sister…now that you’re both in space Chromatica by Lady Gaga
Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind Kate McKinnon Wanda Sykes Brandi Carlile commune with those amazing twins The Friend-to-Lover-to-Enemy-to-Friend trope The WNBA, 83% (conservative estimate)
Best Vibe, Hands Down Stanley Tucci, when he’s in Italy Seth Meyers Kenny Chesney at the Sphere Just having dinner on Pride weekend while a Sade album plays at a respectful volume. Conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight. Well, maybe ONE glass of wine! Mia Calabrese – Summer House
The “God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You” Award for Divinity Punch the Monkey Jigglypuff Sean Evans Aidy Bryant Madonna
The Linda Blair Award for Most Terrifying Child or Children in Media The Children of Weapons The Child of Adolescence The Adults of Euphoria Season Three Teen Zendaya in The Drama Angelica, Rugrats
The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media Bono Maura Higgins The city of Boston Soda bread Beautiful sheep
Scariest Moment in History We didn’t know a dog was home Several different parts of The Ring depending on your POV Getting this text: “Hi, this is Cory Booker” Dec. 31, 1999 Hereditary lil diva head come off
The Break Me Off a Piece of That Award for Man We Wanna Dip in the Chocolate Mike White, abs now – Survivor Mr. Peanut, clothes off, and hat too. As for your cane, there’s a place for that at the door. Simon Cowell (2004) Hot Squidward Hasan Piker, they can never get my king
PDA of the Year Coldplay Jumbotron Supascandal Timothée thanking his partner of three years (Kylie Jenner) Madison Chock and Evan Bates, ice dancing Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont The Pregnancy Discrimination Act
Most Poignant Title The Hunting Wives (Are the wives doing the hunting, or are they being huntéd?) Heated Rivalry (I believe this is a double entendre) Pluribus (Because “plur”) One Battle After Another (It really do be that way sometimes, huh?) Scarpetta (Any questions?)
Tokyo Disneysea Land of Great Beauty Award Antarctica Dyker Heights during Christmas Roku City Everything the sun touches, and on that note, Pride Rock Forest where Shakespeare’s wife gives brith to Hamnet (near the big hole)
Fantasia Barrino Award for Vocal Oomph Alex Newell – Shucked Gandalf The Bene Gesserit Charlotte screaming “NO!!!” At Mr. Big Toad scream – Mario
Favorite Room in the House, If We’re Being So Real Kitchen area Host’s bedroom during the party (We’re kissing) Does the pool count? Guest house, yeah I grew up with a guest house, it was sick Billiards room, yeah I grew up with a billiards room, but I’m just like you, I called it pool
Claudia Winkleman Award for Excellence in Bangs Ivy Wolk Catherine Zeta-Jones – Chicago Michelle Obama for a second, if you remember Lord Farquaad – Shrek Lisa (Blackpink) go over the eyebrows
Feelings We Have and Are Ready to Say It’s you. It’s always been you. I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yes, I’m gay. American Nationalism is a lie. But it’s 3pm, 4th of July and I want a hot dog, beautiful Remember before, when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don’t think I was wrong. I think you were wrong. And you owe me an apology.
Best Neckline Deep V Mock turtle Classic crew, ugh. They really found it there. One that swoops down to the belly button on a red carpet, such as J. Lo Blazer, no shirt on a red carpet, such as gay guy
Sound Only We Can Hear Addison Rae’s whistle tones That humming sound. Do you hear that humming sound? Is it the AC? It’s like a loud humming sound, like “waërrrrwwwwww”? Neighbor’s ‘gasm My dog telling me to kill The difference between good jazz and bad jazz
Best Picture – Literal Picture Olivia Rodrigo – You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love album cover Official Ella McCay movie poster Vintage Splash Mountain on-ride photo with cousin we don’t speak to anymore One of Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams together Charles Melton i-D magazine cover
Most Fun Activity in Theory Birthday at an indoor skydiving place “Shall we have a footrace?!” Olive Garden if you love shitting right away Barbecue down at the nude beach Dinner party with a chef (what if it’s bad, even though he’s a chef?)
What to Say When the Group Picture Is Taking a Bit Too Long “Okay…” “I think we got it” “A silly one and then we’re done” “Lauren’s phone actually has the better camera” “I can take it… I don’t mind taking it…”
Craziest Car Passenger Behavior Eating soup in car “You have to go over!!” (You don’t) Screaming, fighting with your brother, he is 6 and you are 8 Slowly psychologically breaking down your mother, you’re a psychopath… you are 6 All the wrong words to “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!”
Pornhub Category We Would Never Click On Two guys who are both teacher. Who’s the one learning? Police officers bukkake, ultimately copaganda Softcore, what is this… TV? Solo, for what I’m paying When the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins in his head
Seashell Award for Thing That Simply Will Not Matter Later Button that is extra on shirt Birthday card from Grandma. She doesn’t remember writing this, so why should you keep it? Sorry, Grandma… Love you bitch Receipts, and also “receipts” Shirt from the 5K your family ran together College
Top Fact About Greta Gerwig That You May Not Know She’s married to Noah Klumbutch Avid dinner fan Net worth between 16 and 25 million via AI overview Has a cameo in the “Dance the Night” music video starring Dua Lipa Unavailable to attend The Culture Awards due to commitments filming NARNIA
Medieval Times Award for Best Restaurant Experience Is there a doctor in the house?! (And there is) Hibachi It’s gonna be a two-hour wait but there are seats at the bar and the bar in incredible Eataly, legit Drinking around the world? Have you heard of EATING around the world? EPCOT has amazing restaurants!
Arguably the Best Choice Natalie Portman Has Made The scene at the back of the pet shop, when she fully goes for it by herself, you now what I’m saying? – May/December “Natalie’s Rap,” all To do those Miss Dior campaigns, Mama is glowing. REALLY underrated One thing you have to give Amidala is her COSTUMES. They are unforgettable. Sobbing while shaving head in… what’s that movie? It’s something about “November”…
Dentist Award for Most Intimate Interaction I’ve Had in Months Chatty Uber driver Elective colonoscopy, no sedation Waiter who kneels at the table TSA just because I made it beep This category actually isn’t even funny because there is a male loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that
Hilary Duff Award for Millennial Excellence Indoor fern Gentle parenting but it backfires The gold lamé pant from American Apparel The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt TRL. God, the energy in that room…
Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse, Sex, or Lovemaking Animal Kingdom Lodge, amongst the beasts The Swan The Dolphin Assorted Disney cruise ships – at sea Star Wars Hotel (RIP this one was really hot)
Funniest Sign Outside a Coffee Shop “With so much violence, the world is a latte!!!” “Come and flick our bean… our coffee bean!!!” “Covfefe!!!” “Take this as a sign from the universe… You need a cold brew!!!” “If he doesn’t drink coffee… dump him!!!”
Outstanding Thing to Say When Forgetting Someone’s Name What would you say your name is… if you had to guess? (Long pause) …6, 7… Have grace! I’m face blind and name deaf so you’re not allowed to not let me forget your name! Don’t tell me… I almost have it… is it… January? Enough lies! I don’t remember your name, and if that’s a crime then lock me up!
Y’all Know I’m Canada Down Award for Y’all Know I’m Canada Down Rachel McAdams (people forget) Milk in a bag Men of Vancouver Social safety net, must be nice Katy Perry’s boyfriend, who opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks to be in his twenties!
Classiest Way to Refer to Breast in Conversation Front Ass Chesticles Sweater puppies Milk Bags, Canada The source of my back pain
The Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy I get as close as possible to his hips without kissing him at a restaurant in public. Maximum romance, with everyone watching. He smells like onions. Double-sided dildo. Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner, watching (she wanted to, she likes this, she had the initial idea). We’re in line at the market. It’s a long checkout line. I turn around and tell him, “Keep that green thang in your pants, those fat fingers will do.” I’m always saying stuff like this to him. Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah go make those waffles, and while he’s making the waffles, we fuck to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he’s in. It’s important to stress that consent for all parties is the priority in these scenarios. Except for when we do consensual non-consent, where non-consent is part of the agreed-upon play. Anyway, choking.
Black Spot Award for Worst Omen Crow hits the window Red sky at night? Well, for me, as a sailor, that’s a delight. Red sky in the morning? Well, for me, as a sailor, that’s a warning. Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau, geopolitical omen! You see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating drum You say the name “Macbeth” in a a thea- Oh!
You Know, Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award for They Also Do This Padma Lakshmi: hosting, knowing every spice, and comedy Amanda Seyfried and that dulcimer Stanley Tucci: acting, food, straight gay icon Wallace Shawn: playwright, activist, saying “Inconceivable!” Pikachu: detective, electric-type Pokémon
Best Way to Be Whilst Flirting Tossing hair from one side to the other in one fell swoop Light laughter AKA titter Extremely forward/vulgar Spaghetti, if dog on date with dog Being Kate Hudson
Jaws Award for Water Diva Me, when I was young. They used to call me a fish at the beach! Whales. Sing it, diva! Orcas. Protect us, diva! Seals. You too, little girls! I’ll tell you who’s always wet! Colin Firth! Again! (What can we say? He’s the king! Of water-based pratfalls, that is!)
Best Love, Actually Plot Porn stand-ins Four words: “Prime Minister Hugh Grant” Four words: “Laura Linney’s tough brother” Emma Thompson destroyed by Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell Colin Firth haplessly falling in the water (He’s the king! Of water-based pratfalls!!! Is the man ever dry?! We love him.)
Best Nut Flat on your back. It’s been four days… even a thought would make you go hands-free Quick, discreet, on vacation with family After a heated fight, even though that’s toxic… I know, I know, that’s toxic Big pecan Self-suck
Best Milk In a bag – Canada Harvey I’m on all fours blindfolded, I hear rushing water but Im not sure where it’s coming from The one after someone first thought to pull the udder to get it Cock in hand, pain in heart
Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact Malala The Miniature Wife on Peacock Jo Firestone – Peacock That girl from Duolingo (the owl) Kirby when they suck up a tiny woman who has huge impact
Allison Williams Cool Girl Award Rosalina – Mario Chase Infiniti Chase Sui Wonders Feyre Archeron – A Court of Thorns and Roses Ciara Miller
Rob Rausch Award for Excellence in Dickmatization The Notorious B.I.G. Rob Rausch Tony Soprano Sawyer from Lost Alexander Skarsgård
Most Triggered, Activated, and Dysregulated I was This Year Christmas Eve – I have no gifts, I get to the mall, it’s closed – closed at 5 I go see Bugonia, running late, that’s fine, there’s trailers. Then I get there and there’s no trailers this one time. And then the movie itself… Boyfriend being quiet for no reason Stepped on a key and cut my finger I’m having a tough day, I order a sandwich and I say no mayo but it comes with mayo, what am I supposed to do?
Most Iconic Exchange of Words “Whole.” “Did you say whole or oat?” “I said whole!” “Okay, perfect. Whole.” “Flip it around — Wicked Witch!” *Audience audibly gasps* “I’m a mom.” “…Mamacita.” “No, I’m a Mommy.” “Mom? Of what, a dog?” “No, like a human child.” – Love Island Angels in America “And the hilarious Ross Matthews. Now Ross, have you ever been to outer space?” “No but I’ve seen your anus!” *Ru laughs*
Vacation Styles Beach, gay Beach, family Intrepid theme park marathon White Lotus/murder Niche theater festival
Of the Following, Which is the State Capital of Kansas? (Circle One.) Indianpolis Budapest Topeka Kansas City Kansas
Best Breakfast David’s Bar David’s “bar” 😉 Coffee, no food, and everyone giving you attitude Cold piece of pizza, when oh when is she getting her life together. We’re all rooting for her. But she has to root for herself. Salmon on The Traitors
Best Dinner One with a proposal two tables over… so wonderful — reminds me of how we used to be Steak au poivre At Sardi’s after an amazing Broadway show, god this city is so full of life! Whatever it is, you cooked it and you beat Bobby Flay Spaghetti & Meatballs (feat. Sauce)
Best Lunch Liquid 😉 Hot dog, 3pm, 4th of July, beautiful Bag of chips and assorted grapes on train With the girls… it’s been a while… we need to catch up. The last few times have been nice… but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting apart as we’re growing older? Anyway, four mimosas please! A mother’s soup
Best Beverage – Human Oolong Celsius, but this is America… Can’t we call it Fahrenheit! Milk straight out of the gallon if you’re a hot boy with your shirt off V8, and fuck you if you wanna argue with us, take it to the comments. Fuck you! Iced Americano with coconut water (I am a millionaire)
Best Beverage – Vampire Girls’ blood Boys’ blood Non-binary children’s blood (vampires of a new generation) TRUE BLOOD Orange soda… just try it, girl. What’s gonna happen? You DIE?!
Sesame Street Award for Great F*ckin Group of Guys Down at the fire department The strangers who get out of the car when something is wrong with your car MUNA P-Town The Terracotta Warriors of China
Best Sauce Red White Secret Meat Secret Meat
Most Girls Award Katseye At least 20 “Most Girls” by P!nk Jurassic Park Factories during WWII
The All Good Either Way Award for Bisexuality in Media Hannah Einbinder We think The Rock from Moana live actionx Julian Shapiro-Barnum – Recess Therapy We heard Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove Every character on Industry based on what the plot requires
Brat Who Needs a Spanking Award Timothée Chalamet RizGod – Survivor Jacob, you know who you are Rob Rausch Lil avocado who is a man on graphic socks
Yesssssssss!!!! Award for Girl We Learned About This Year (And Loved) Alysa Liu Olandria – Love Island Sara Pidgeon – Love Story RHORI Jane Eyre
Best Stage Direction They share a glance. A beat. She throws her bagel at him. They die in his arms. Harper and Yasmin take each other in, realizing they’ve grown into far different women than the girls they started out as on the trading floor.
Best Part of “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” Song “I would like a ring/I would like a diamond ring” “Baby!” “Where the hell is my husband?” “Ohhh wahooo” (background) “I would like a ring/I would like a diamond ring” (Even better the second time)
Best Thing to Say to a Gay Guy Hey, diva Did you lose weight? Did you gain weight? Niecy Nash-Betts is here and she wants to talk to you. You can breathe now, Simon – Love, Simon
Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again Mondays Underestimating Cirie?! You will pay for this, history has shown! Emerald Fennell has a big idea Someone does well on America’s Got Talent despite their challenges in life and Howie Mandel’s reservations High profile politician snorts, eats, fucks, or kills something they should not have
Album of the Year Midnight Sun – Zara Larsson Lux – Rosalía WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA – Slayyyter Slayyyter’s old stuff, actually, as well. Give Troubled Paradise a listen. A great way in. Bing Crosby, all
Best Gay Guy – Normal Jacob My “doctor” who is actually a PA My “midwife” who is actually a doctor My “pharmacist” who is actually my drug dealer That guy walking fast. Just seems gay to me. Oh, run already!
Best Gay Guy – Famous Troye Sivan Frank Ocean Style Superstar Carson Kressley The Hilarious Ross Matthews Jafar
Best Gay Guy – Somewhere in Between Jared Sam Taggart Oooohh Pit Crew! Kirby when they suck up Sam Taggart Four people on The Great British Bake Off on any given season and NOT the ones you’re thinking!!
When Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything Award Girl Scout cookies “Pinky Up” by KATSEYE Witchcraft/lesbian synchronized orgasm All’s Fair press tour Wuthering Heights ($240.4 million worldwide)
Artist of the Millennium Jeff Koons MsMojo Laura Dern Jackie Chan RuPaul
The Greatest Showman Jasmine Amy Rogers AKA Boop! Seth MacFarlane this whole time Nathan Lane Kermit Brittany Broski
Best News We Heard Weird straight guy from high school is gay now, which really makes the weird make sense… “Chris Fleming isn’t actually serious when he says all that mean crazy stuff. It’s just his style! When Chris takes the stage? No one is safe. Did you hear what he said about Seth Meyers? It was brutal! And if Seth took it seriously, Chris would never be booked on a show again.” — a YouTube comment Elizabeth Olsen has twin sisters?! Zosia Mamet marked safe from Lena Dunham’s book. They could never get my queen. There is a big sale at our favorite store
Best New Artist Stacey Rusch Zohran Mamdani Katherine LaNasa Maria Mindelle Ditto – Pokopia
Outfit of the Year Aunt Gladys – Weapons Jacob Elordi leaving an airport Carolyn Bessette’s argument chic in Battery Park Billie Eilish as One Less Lonely Girl – Coachella Jeff Probst for the last 50 seasons of Survivor
Best Category Most Triggered, Activated and Dysregulated I Was This Year Best Beverage – Vampires Mamma Mia 2 Award for Here We Go Again The Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media Vacation Styles
Female Rage Moment of the Year Lily Allen – West End Girl Hunting Wives (no one is safe) Pluribus, when she makes them all wiggle When Nessarose crashed OUT and dared speak from the Grimmerie – Wicked 2 When Huntrix girl turns into a demon?! – KPop Demon Hunters
Most Surprising Snack Eric Nam Pencil-thin straight guy with full-body tattoos and a really mean attitude who gives you the best evening of your life, many times over several years. You’re unsure if his name is Max or Trask, and he lives in Santa Clarita. You have to drive to him… it’s part of what turns you on. The guy who plays Neville Longbottom, he’s been working out. Hear me out… gum Big thing of cottage cheese