The Week contest: Beer slogan

This week’s question: Belgian officials destroyed a shipment of Miller High Life beer because the slogan “Champagne of Beers” violates European Union laws requiring anything labeled “Champagne” to come from France’s Champagne region. In seven or fewer words, come up with a new slogan Miller can grudgingly use that doesn’t violate this rule.

Click here to see the results of last week’s contest: Titanic house 

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to [email protected]. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type “Beer slogan” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, May 9. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the May 19 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on May 12. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.

This week’s question: Belgian officials destroyed a shipment of Miller High Life beer because the slogan “Champagne of Beers” violates European Union laws requiring anything labeled “Champagne” to come from France’s Champagne region. In seven or fewer words, come up with a new slogan Miller can grudgingly use that doesn’t violate this rule. Click here to…

This week’s question: Belgian officials destroyed a shipment of Miller High Life beer because the slogan “Champagne of Beers” violates European Union laws requiring anything labeled “Champagne” to come from France’s Champagne region. In seven or fewer words, come up with a new slogan Miller can grudgingly use that doesn’t violate this rule. Click here to…